des. canadian. ottawa senators. halifax mooseheads. i like dietary fibre, punctuality, cheese, watching dany heatley get mad, holding onto weird grudges that developed in my youth, nearly undetectable and almost pointless irony, the oxford comma and exaggerated goal celebrations. i've never heard of norris trophy winner erik karlsson.
"Gallys first dunk haha" - Alex Galchenyuk and Brendan Gallagher. (→)